"Hello, I'm a patient of Dr. Grumpy's. It's Sunday night, about twenty minutes after 11:00, and I'd like someone to call me back. Thank you."
That's all. Never called back with anything more helpful, like a name or phone number.
|"On your right is the Sheriff Jim Clark display, and in the next hall are Ernst Zündel's works"|
|7 varieties of paper towels. For this we evolved from microbes.|
|"The pun sucks, too."|
|"The counter lady yelled at me. Maybe they mean bitches."|
|"I'm trying to eat, and my fork keeps doing the Macarena."|
|"Did you want to see Dr. Grumpy, Dr. Grumpy, or Dr. Grumpy?"|
|"Which end of Fluffy do we put it in?"|
|"Are you shitting me?"|