Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The tube

Mr. Barone: "My symptoms all get worse around 8:30.”

Dr. Grumpy: "Didn't we talk about this at your last visit? I suggested taking your pills at 8:00, to see if that helped. Did you try it?"

Mr. Barone: "It doesn't work. I can't take them at 8:00.”

Dr. Grumpy: "Why not?"

Mr. Barone: "I'll miss the beginning of "Everybody Loves Raymond."

11 comments:

Bobbi said...

Priorities!

Anonymous said...

"And if you miss the beginning, it becomes impossible to follow all the plot nuances."

bunkywise said...

I'd like to make fun of the guy but I have to admit I have seen every episode about six times. I need an intervention.

Stacey Gordon said...

19 minutes to Wapner...

warmsocks said...

DVR

Anonymous said...

How long does it take to ingest a pill? Would doing so at the needed number of minutes prior to 8.00 make a life-threatening difference? Aren't people interesting!

Karen Carol said...

Did you gently suggest 7:45?

Anonymous said...

Well, it IS a great show!

Anonymous said...

"No, not the TV show. Our nightly orgy."

Jedi Master Ivyan said...

Ladies and gentleman, the last man in America who doesn't have a DVR.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should prescribe a Netflix membership too. Every episode is on there.

 
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