Monday, January 27, 2014

Saturday afternoon

I'm on the weekend Costco run with Craig.


Mrs. Patient: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Mrs. Patient. Good to see you. Stocking up here, too?"

Mrs. Patient: "Yes, me and my friend Cindy came over to get some things."

Cindy: "This is your neurologist?"

Mrs. Patient: "Yes, it's Dr. Grumpy."

Cindy: "Can you tell me about the vaccination schedule for cats? I was thinking of getting a kitten."

Mrs. Patient: "Dr. Grumpy only treats humans."

Cindy: "Well, he's still a doctor isn't he?"

Craig: "Dad, can I get a pizza sample?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Sure."

Cindy: "You're a doctor and you let your kids eat cheese?"

Mrs. Patient: "Cindy, shut up. I'm sorry, doctor."

14 comments:

PediNP said...

At least you recognized her. Sometimes random parents will come up to me and start talking about their child and I have no clue who they are...

bunkywise said...

Now you've got me thinking about "The Big Lebowski". Just change "Shut up, Donnie" to "Shut up, Cindy." Repeatedly.

Old RPh said...

PediNP, I'm with you. Most of the time I can't remember names, but I do remember all their meds.

Murphy said...

At least one of them was normal.

bobbie said...

You could have told her you only worked on yaks...

Anonymous said...

cindy was probably just kidding.

Anonymous said...

Crazy cat ladies are NOT a myth! Had you had more time with her, this would have been confirmed.

Anonymous said...

Bwa ha ha ha ha . . . .

Kate McDuffee said...

Real Doctors treat more than one species! : )

RehabRN said...

Love it! I read it to Dahey and so he said tell Craig only the good doctors have their patients' goofy friends find them while out in public with their kids.

Dahey was one of the doctor's kids once himself.

Only his father answered questions about dogs, because he was a longtime dog lover.

Entre Nous said...

Bawhahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I have to ask - what is wrong with cheese?

Anonymous said...

Hah, the rare turn about from us vets hearing "hey, could you look at this on me while I'm here?"

I didn't think that would actually happen, but I suppose there's always someone...

Packer said...

Grazing the Costco on a Saturday afternoon , quality family time. I had some mighty fine pierogies last week.

 
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