Friday, January 17, 2014

Overheard at the nurses station

"I'm so pissed. I paid $80 for this eyelash treatment, and it looks like I'm being attacked by tarantulas."

13 comments:

Peter Parker said...

I find that attractive.

Anonymous said...

next time she shouldn't order the "attacking trantula" eyelash treatment.

bunkywise said...

Huh, sure didn't work that way for me. :-( (notice there are no eyelashes...or eyebrows for that matter!)

Packer said...

Peter Parker---snort.

bobbie said...

So did you happen to get a glance at the phenom???

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Dr. G. I've seen female folks that sport that 'Raggedy Ann' look without any $80 treatment fee. Though, they must use up at least $25 worth of tarantula mascara to effect it! But, someone in the healthcare service industry might be accused of trying to frighten a patient... wearing spider lashes.

Whelk Lad! said...

"For that much, I expect to look like I'm being attacked by wolverines."

Anonymous said...

"And not in a good way."

Officer Cynical said...

I'm sorry, but the hell could you possibly do to eyelashes that cost $80?

Anonymous said...

"Oh, wait, I AM being attacked by tarantulas. Silly me."

RehabRN said...

Aw, Grumpy! Maybe you should start selling that eyelash thing at your place.

Eyes are in your head, you're a neurologist...easy peasy.

Way better than vitamins! But of course the tarantula comment will not help you get new business. Wolverine might...

rapnzl rn said...

I'm with Officer C. Would that I HAD $80 for eyelashes. Or makeup (which I would certainly NOT be wearing at work). Or new nursing shoes. WTH?

fuzzyscalpel said...

Hahaha, that's the best analogy I've heard all week.

 
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