Monday, December 2, 2013

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

As the Earth continues its trip around the sun, the holidays are again approaching. And with them, of course, the annual Dr. Grumpy Gift Guide!

I'd like to kick things off this year with something truly meaningful, special, and unique.

Chocolates have long been a way of telling that special person how you truly feel. Sometimes, of course, we encounter someone who's special in an entirely different way. When this happens we wonder "What can I give this person to convey my true feelings to them?"

The answer, of course, is this: A chocolate asshole!




Yes, the folks at Edible Anus purvey the finest in anally-shaped candies, using only pure Belgian chocolate. These delectable assholes are available in milk, dark, and white chocolate, and are handmade in England.

For that truly special person you can also order sterling silver assholes. They also have glass ones. I am not making this up.

The tagline on their site is "The anus that made Britain great." I'll defer any commentary on that to my readers across the pond.

23 comments:

Eileen said...

Possibly - but now some of them (especially gubmint) have their heads so far up it they don't know if they are coming or going.

I am allowed to comment - even if I did leave for the mountains of Italy before it sent me totally crazy ;-)

Even a chocolate one is too good to send to them...

Anonymous said...

Do you have any idea how much Cheerios hurt when they exit the nose? Thanks Doc. LOL

Officer Cynical said...

These, however, do not appear to offer the possessor the opportunity to hide drug paraphernalia in them.

Anonymous said...

The burning question, are these delicate anuses (anii?)chocolate-filled? With or without nuts?

Anonymous said...

Bootylicious!

Pierre said...

butt, (pun intended) don't forget that, according to an old wife tale,chocolate makes you constipated!

Ms. Donna said...

I am on the wrong side of the pond, but my goodness!

I can think of some people who would like this, but . . .

And yes, Cheerios DO hurt coming out the nose. So does a peanut butter sandwich. It scares both the cat and dog. Don't ask why I know this, or WHY Grumpy got the solicitation for that product!

Lisa (aka Mollie's mom) said...

See, before I read this through and scrolled down to see the picture I was going to comment that anything chocolate would get my thumbs up. But this has shown me that there is a chocolate that I could not bring myself to eat. I stand corrected.

Kev's Blog Space said...

Well as I am on the side of the pond that invented the language then made the rest of the world speak it I will concede there is the potential for 65 million asshols here, however in the USA there is the potential for 350 million assholes.

Its simply maths.

Love the blog. x

pharmacy chick said...

Just not sure I could eat that Grumpy!!!

RehabRN said...

Oh, so many potential uses for these chocolates at the Hotel.

Certainly makes me want to participate in Secret Santa this year...only I won't "formally" sign up.

The possibilities for mirth are endless...

PediNP said...

Did you and Fizzy collaborate on your postings today? I detect a theme here...

Anonymous said...

Kinda gives new meaning to "kiss my sweet ass."

rapnzl rn said...

Given the Cheerios and pnut butter sandwich issues, methinks you need a Black Box Warning for that post. (We won't mention how painful and potentially disabling ROFL actually IS, now will we?)

The Quirked Eyebrow said...

Nuthin' sez love like 'pucker up.' Congratulations, you have managed to leave me agog. :P

bigmama said...

I couldn't find the perfect in-law gift this year, but now? Problem solved!! :) Thanks, Dr. G.

Anonymous said...

Are there no adults left on this planet ?

Just Me said...

This is where I thank the lord that I was born one mile west of the Bristol channel!

Anonymous said...

Adults left on this planet? I hope not, then what would my poor Dr. think whenever I come in with a new injury. ( I'm 10 years older than him and a grandmother) I still have to teach my grandson how to do burn outs when he learns how to drive. Adult,Bwahahahahahah!

Anonymous said...

uh huh speechless

Anonymous said...

I can't believe this isn't available in pink.

gin4407 said...

Or for the flaming asshole in your life.....chocolate and jalapeƱo!

Bill said...

Wow Doc!! Perfect examples of artisanal assholes.

 
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