Friday, July 26, 2013

I feel incontinent. Let's go for a drive!

Actual manufacturer's info for Botox:


bluetoothbuddha said...

Muscle weakness, blurred vision, double vision, droopy eyelids, dysarthria...sounds like my weekend night out with the boys.

And, as the British would say, you really shouldn't drive when you're pissed.

RehabRN said...

Aw, c'mon Grumpy, what fun are you?

Everyone drives when they have double vision (in cartoons).

Yes, you have to have a liberal dose of common sense too, which probably didn't come in this package (available for additional cost).

Officer Cynical said...

Please stick some of that in my face.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather have wrinkles, thanks. Then again, I never found the idea of being injected full of botulism appealing. Call me weird.


bobbie said...

I notice they don't tell you to STOP taking the medication!!
How did the lawyers let that one slip???

Whelk Lad! said...

What's really fun is to get a bunch of your friends together, get Botox injections, and then play a game where whoever can't pronounce the word "dysarthria" has to do a shot of tequila. Then, when you're good and wasted, you all go skydiving.

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