Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy."
Dr. Hospital: "Uh, okay. Why are you calling me?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, you wrote a note in Mrs. Seizure's chart this morning, saying you wanted to discuss her case with me before sending her home."
Dr. Hospital: "Oh, I didn't really mean for you to call me. I just wrote that to cover my ass."