Monday, February 13, 2012

No! Really?

Dr. Grumpy: "When was your last appointment with Dr. Mortis?"

Mrs. Obvious: "It was before he died."

8 comments:

Loren Pechtel said...

Well, she could have had one after he died that he couldn't keep. <G>

Anonymous said...

you ask a silly question...

bobbie said...

Glad she clarified that...

Anonymous said...

Lucky her. His standards of practice really crashed when he died.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"I specifically remember that, because my HMO charged me an extra fee to see a doctor from their 'live' list."

Anonymous said...

My former boss once said "I met him before he died" and, when I said "well I should hope so", didn't get it.
But he also thinks that the reason you get a fever when you're sick is because the invading bacteria/virus is generating heat in your body as it reproduces.
He's a microbiologist.

cliffintokyo said...

The follow-up to this story would be awesome if the answer had been 'after'!

hoodnurse said...

She didn't attempt to obtain medical advice via oujia board?

 
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