Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"Hey, you want to land in jail for Valentine's Day?"

Okay, lovebirds, let's keep this in mind: When getting kinky, remember to keep it private.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do hope they spay one and neuter the other. Idiots like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.



WV: disownne
As in "If that were my daughter, I would disownne her"

Anonymous said...

Oh!
Canada!

Stephen Harper said...

This is just WRONG!

Canadian citizens should be staying here in Canada to do these things, thus helping to support the jobs of Canadian law officers, Canadian hotel owners, and Canadian purveyors of duct tape and ball gags.

Liz 2 said...

I have no problem with BDSM, but KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM. Urgh.

Anonymous said...

I be thinking this couple was from Vancouver district of Portland Oregon. The street they live on is only a few blocks from Vanouver St in Portland.
Maple leaf ain't taking responsibility for this loony pair.

Polly said...

There's also a Vancouver, WA, right across the state line. Canada is absolved.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"Honey, when I said I wanted to make a sex tape, this isn't quite what I had in mind."

ronstew said...

Link is broken now.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Okay, Ronstew, I fixed it.

Anonymous said...

i guess i really do not understand the charges and jail once it was clearly consensual and no one was hurt. the police action thus causes the greater harm. sort of like the war on drugs.

Anonymous said...

Okay, so it wasn't a smart move on their part. But jail? No wonder those are so full.

Anonymous said...

"My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.". Or the tourists.

I think disorderly conduct charges were perfectly appropriate. Their kink ain't my kink and that's okay, but the public nature of it was not okay.

Packer said...

Cleanest comment section on the internet.

I expected at least one "I'd hit it"

Rat said...

@Anons
kinky sex is great. taking one's kink public in this particular way [public nudity where it's illegal, traumatizing bystanders who think someone's been kidnapped and hurt] blows chunks. I know I'd call the authorities if I saw someone naked and hogtied with tape over their mouth, and I'd love a few minutes alone with this sorry excuse for a dominant.

Anonymous said...

I wish writers iould learn the distinction between a "goatee" and a "Van Dyke." A "goatee" is facial hair on a man's chin (Compare and contrast with a "wisdom patch" or a "soul patch"). I presume everyone knows what a moustache is. A "Van Dyke", names after the painter who sported one, is a moustache PLUS a goatee -- i.e. what the gentleman in the photo was wearing. Please hold your applause!

Trixie Biltmore said...

The most important thing to notice about this particular Van Dyke is that it's on crooked.

Anonymous said...

::sigh:: Not at ALL surprised this happened in Portland.

Hungarican Chick said...

:::sigh::: I'm not at all surprised this happened in Portland.

 
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