Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Bring me Haldol STAT! Oh, and a banana.

What do the CIA, Elvis, a former President, and orangutans have in common?

This guy, apparently.

Thank you, Tanya!


Li'l Azathoth said...

Silly man. Doesn't he realize that orangutans are great apes and not monkeys? If it weren't for that little slip, he might have gotten away with it.

Anonymous said...

I KNEW it! I KNEW that the government faked Jesse Garon Presley's death in order to cover up their secret experiments in cross-breeding humans with orangutans, in order to create a race of super spies! I can finally collect on that bet!

Packer said...

Best part of the story was below in other news of Naples. We used to call this practice trolling.


Anonymous said...

why would they report some poor dude's psychotic ramblings? is that how they handle the mentally ill in your country?

a lot you write about is funny, this one is not.

Just Me said...

sounds like he needs help not prison

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