Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the day

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"I've had blood pressure here and there, but most times I don't."

12 comments:

Thatgirl said...: Are they a zombie?; December 13, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Or a vampire?; December 13, 2011 at 5:15 PM
katydogcrazy said...: Oh gawd!! I am getting so middle-aged-brained that I can see myself saying something idiotic like this, just by not noticing that I omitted "issues". Big sigh.; December 13, 2011 at 8:19 PM
History Doc said...: Poor guy. Must be really tired, what with intermittently having no blood pressure and all.; December 13, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Seem slightly problematic! lol; December 14, 2011 at 12:01 AM
Anonymous said...: Amazing they're still alive. Another fine example of why you can't fix stupid.

murgatr
Pharm. Tech. RDC'06; December 14, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Anonymous said...: "I generally prefer persuasion."; December 14, 2011 at 1:12 AM
Eileen said...: Does he fall down a lot?; December 14, 2011 at 4:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Held in stasis like in Star Trek?; December 14, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Anonymous said...: I remember my MIL coming back from seeing her doctor and proudly announcing "I have NO blood pressure!" I remember thinking "I wish that was true."; December 14, 2011 at 3:13 PM
cliffintokyo said...: Patient might possibly be alive....sort of.; December 15, 2011 at 4:13 AM
barefootmeds said...: Takayasu's? :P; December 22, 2011 at 1:56 PM

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