Tuesday, November 29, 2011

'Tis the season

Yes, nothing says "Peace and Goodwill" this time of year more than an octogenerian grandmother driving a 1983 Buick with a prescription windshield nearly mowing my kids down in the Costco parking lot to get a space 8 feet closer to the door (and then flipping Marie the bird).

Or people trying to commit homicide with a Christmas tree ornament.

Thank you, Janine!

10 comments:

Old MD Girl said...

Wait, what's a prescription windshield???? That sounds bad.

kdoglady said...

First pepper spray, now assault ornaments? Glad I stay home!

Mrs A said...

prescription windshield, say no more, you should have left right away.

Packer said...

It is just too intense around this time of year.Even I noticed the decoration competition in the neighborhood was over the top, when the Elves on the corner lawn were teasing my dog as we went for out for our walk. Just because he was wearing his reindeer antlers.

Butler Bits said...

So, you live near my mother.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear sweet baby jesus - sad to see this is just a couple towns over from me....sigh

Anonymous said...

Gee, wonder why her phone is unlisted.

Mari-Ann said...

We have targeted Buick drivers as almost invariably being old people, bad drivers. Now that I've mentioned it, you will notice it, too.

Technically Insane said...

One of my 92 year old customers about clips (driving) me everytime I pass her on the street, god bless her!

 
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