Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ways you don't want your body found

No matter what you did in life, it will always be overshadowed if they find you like this.

Thank you, M!

14 comments:

Mingle said...

Ummmm...That sounds like questionable circumstances to me...He asked people to tie him up and then told them to leave? Wait, maybe I'd rather not know the answer to that.

I like the puns people made in the comments though, as horrible as it sounds :P

Thatgirl said...

How traumitizing for the teenager that found him! Yikes! :-O

bobbie said...

Dear lord in heaven!!!

terri c said...

I think the headline is as bizarre as the rest of the story!

Anonymous said...

Don't you hate it when they use a generic term like "sex toy" and leave it to your imagination whether it was a dildo or a vibrator or a butt plug or a rubber fist or a fleshlight or a string of anal beads or an inflatable Tiger Woods doll or a Tickle Me Elmo or...?

Anonymous said...

Cleveland, huh? Now, if it had happened 40 years ago while the Cuyahoga was burning and he was found in a shack by the river . . . yeah - stuff like this does tend to overshadow ones' lifetime achievements.

Bulrush said...

Lol. Did anyone read the comments on the article. Hilarious.

"The death seems a bit GRIZZLY."

Packer said...

Weirdness has taken on a life of its own.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Mazzola needed some Crisco.

Officer Cynical said...

My first question as investigator: How do the bears figure into this?

Anonymous said...

I guess he was hung like a bear.

lbparker said...

He asked to be tied up like that, okay. But tied up and left ALONE? Riiiiight. Maybe he couldn't say the safe word because his mouth was full.

Something's very fishy about this.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Assistant. Murderer.

Tomato, tomahto.

The fact that he was left alone is kind of important here, don't ya think?

Ben S said...

"What's that you said? Nope, the safe word isn't mmprrrhhfmmn, try again!"

 
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