Thursday, July 7, 2011

"Hey! Let's get drunk, steal a gator, and go 4-wheeling!"

I just don't understand people.

18 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

A .42, a .40, and a .29. Holy shit, that's some party. I wish I knew what mudbogging was, though.

Anonymous said...

the escaped/rescued alligator must have been driving.

Anonymous said...

I wish you would write a screenplay. You would have a hit series or movie!

Anonymous said...

"It looked so much easier on TV when Moe, Larry, and Curly did it..."

Anonymous said...

Hey, y'all, watch this...

William said...

Hey, you unsympathetic jerk, he was grieving real bad! So we shouldn't judge him for drinking a case of beer and stealing a dead animal!

Oh wait, yes we should. Carry on.

Li'l Azathoth said...

But getting drunk and going mudbogging WITHOUT a stuffed alligator would just be so...vulgar...

Willow said...

It's true - all the best stories start with 'Here, hold my [alcoholic] drink'

clairesmum said...

none of them...gator included....would pass a mental status exam!
these guys aren't exactly youngsters, either. they're gonna go from high blood alcohol levels and stupid stunts right through mild cognitive impairment and vascular dementia without a pause, at this rate! (assuming no accidental death, of course.)

The Duchess said...

Douglas Earl, John Earl, and Roy Allen.

You might be a redneck if....

Moose said...

OK, Dr G, here's your first problem: You assumed the nitwits who did this were actually "people".

Packer said...

Dr. G , speaking from the perspective of a 60 y. o. let me give you some understanding of people----BUCKET LIST.

Note the ages of the participants, it is the time of their lives when they begin to reflect on unaccomplished goals, and of course they are no longer chasing women as their youthful good looks , not to mention teeth, have gone away.

Anonymous said...

I suspect a lot of Mds get their patinets, with these two words: "Watch this"

Anonymous said...

mudbogging without a gator on your 4x4 would be like mudbogging without beer: pointless...

SuFu PhD said...

or as I like to call it, "Tuesdays"

Texas Pharmacy Chica said...

...and they did not invite me? I must hang with the wrong crowd....

OldSquid said...

Story would have been much better if it was alive gator. Still, some some parts of my great state are like a world away. Sometimes for the better, other times for the worst.

kate said...

My weekend plans seem so dull in comparison :(

 
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