Friday, May 20, 2011

Whatever

Mr. Ancient: "My pediatrician said I have nerve damage in the foot."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean podiatrist?"

Mr. Ancient: "Whatever."

11 comments:

The Nite Nurse said...

The other day my pt had a colostomy, ya know the gallbladder was removed. (and this was from the nurse giving me report)

Lois said...

Maybe he's had nerve damage for a LOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGG time.

PA Honeybee said...

I agree with Lois, he may have had a long-standing issue therefore had nerve damage in his foot. :0)

Mal Content said...

Today I had to make a courtesy call to a family doctor with the result of an x-ray done on his patient,after the patient came to my Unit for treatment...
"So...the patient has fractured his talus" I said
"What part of the hip is that?" asked the doctor

Dave said...

Had a little kid tell me that his dog had to be "seduced" by the vet for a surgical procedure (he obviously meant sedated).

Anonymous said...

and his physiatrist said he's crazy.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"My HMO gave me a choice between that and an OB-GYN."

Anonymous said...

"He's been saying that for 70 years, but I never noticed any problems."

Anonymous said...

Another instance of foot in mouth disorder.

emilie said...

Hahahah. I've had someone mix up feet and kids before too! They sound far too similar.

Anonymous said...

Give the man a break. Maybe he's having a second childhood.

 
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