Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the day

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"Doctor, my husband and I just got back from a trip to the Holy Land. Do you know that mostly Jews and Arabs live there?"

18 comments:

Anonymous said...: What the hell? Does she live under a rock?; April 20, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Bethany said...: Wait... Jesus wasn't white!?; April 20, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Rachelle said...: Wait... Jesus wasn't Christian!?; April 20, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Medic13 said...: lol funny enough I live there...we have a few catholics and christians....Oh look I see one now!!!; April 20, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Anonymous said...: How do you keep a straight face?!; April 20, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Mockingbird said...: Oh yes, I know!
Are any...artisanal?; April 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Beverly Hills is the Holy Land?; April 20, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Kat's Kats said...: ROFLOLASTC!!! You're kidding me!!! No, wait. This was one of your patients. Geez Louise!! What do they teach in schools these days?! Oh wait. I forgot, parents don't want their kids to actually have to do homework anymore.; April 20, 2011 at 7:37 PM
Captain Crab said...: Observant folks, aren't they?; April 20, 2011 at 8:23 PM
minimedic said...: Your patients leave me speechless.; April 20, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Should we be impressed that they found it on a map?; April 20, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Axl Rose said...: Wait...Jesus is from Texas?; April 20, 2011 at 9:46 PM
Packer said...: Sounds almost like Brooklyn NY.; April 21, 2011 at 11:10 AM
ERP said...: Well, if they went to the Stonewall in NYC or The Haight in San Fran, they'd see different types in those "holy lands"; April 21, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Actually, she/he had just embarked on another topic and realized she didn't want to got there with you, or appear racist, and juggled the balance of appearing instead a dummkopf or whatever, so made another faux pas instead.; April 21, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Maha said...: I'll try very hard to be optimistic and say that at least they learned something new. But in the back if my mind I fear for humanity...

Maha; April 21, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Ben S said...: Rachelle wins the thread.; April 21, 2011 at 6:26 PM
The Mother said...: Maybe we should pad the area with Christians, and make them all feel better?

Oh, wait. They tried that during the Crusades. Didn't work then, either.; April 21, 2011 at 8:45 PM

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