Dr. Grumpy: (examining patient): "Ummm, okay, where?"
Mr. Notochord: "It's a whole row of them! In a straight line, going down the middle of my back! They're really hard when you press on them."
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, those aren't tumors. It's the vertebral bones of your back."
Mr. Notochord: "That's what all the other doctors say, too! Why doesn't anyone believe me that they're tumors?!!! This is so frustrating!"