Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have the report?"
Mr. Bright: "No. That's personal information. Why would you need that?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm the brain doctor."
Mr. Bright: "You are? Oh, I thought you were a neurologist."
Dr. Grumpy: "I am. Brains are what a neurologist does."
Mr. Bright: "Oh. Well, my regular doctor said it showed nothing."
My inner voice: "I'm sure it did."