Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gifts for the ladies

Diamonds, pearls, and emeralds are so passé and 20th century. Buying jewelry in this era can be such a challenge.
What is it that the modern lady wants as an adornment? Why a necklace with carefully preserved anatomical sections from a bull's penis and testicles of course!

If bull gonads aren't your thing, you can also get pieces of horses and ducks, too.

Of course, some woman prefer bracelets or earrings when displaying dead animals in plastic. Fortunately, you can look here for other tasteful options. Just click on the subcategories.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

some prefer pearls.

The Mother said...

I think I'll take a Dr Grumpy coffee mug, instead.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how the bull feels about it.

And with only 10 more shopping days till Christmas.

Unknown said...

For that "hard-to-buy-for" person on your Christmas list. Thanks, but I'd rather have the toilet/coffee mug. At least I could put a small plant in it.

Anonymous said...

I actually think this is kinda cool. Macabre, but nifty.

SeaSideRobin said...

It would certainly be a conversation starter.

Anonymous said...

Who knew? Rocky Mountain oysters aren't just for eating anymore...

lovinmyjob said...

I checked-out the site. The fruit and vegetable slices are kind of pretty, but I draw the line at penis parts. Just how does one present such presents to their loved ones anyway? How do you explain that you thought it would be a good idea? I can hear it now, "Guess what Dick got me for Christmas, Mom!"

Mr. Gaunt said...

Even for me as a vegetarian some of the objects have a certain pretty fragileness.

Anonymous said...

what about something more exotic....kangaroo scrotum bottle openers and other handy 'roo products.
http://www.univenter.com/kangaroo.html

Elmo said...

I can do you a nice Cane Toad bookmark - I'll just go and peel one off the road...

Anonymous said...

They look a little large. I think tomcat testis slices would be better.

arzt4empfaenger said...

The perfect gift for that pathology gal for whom you never knew what to get!

Anonymous said...

Those wacky Germans. They know all about gift giving!

Doris said...

I think the bull penis cane is particularly nice.

Since I give similar items to my dogs to chew, I'm thinking it wouldn't last long at my house.

>:p

Anonymous said...

You can buy a human head slice for 435 euro. I'm not sure if that is good or bad.

eek

b

Anonymous said...

I am disturbed by the human slices. Where did they come from?

Anonymous said...

Hm, you can only buy products of human origin if you are an qualified user, isn't it?

 
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