Friday, September 10, 2010

This could mean a lot...

From a patient intake form yesterday afternoon.

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19 comments:

The Mother said...

Just a guess, but I doubt your office offers that service.

Although, with medical economics going the way it is, we all have to find new ways to make ends meet.

Albinoblackbear said...

well, you *are* a neurologist are you not?

you've pretty much got any chief complaint in that area covered right?

hehe

awesome.

If I'd ever written something like that on a triage form...

Horace S. Patoot said...

I love it! Next time I need an excuse for something, I'll tell them "My head made me do it."

C said...

shoulders, knees and toes...

mongolian yak said...

nah, this could mean only one thing:

"head stuff"

CrownedwithVictory said...

Hey look at the bright side: It could say "tail".

Sarah said...

I like a person who cuts to the chase. Cuz I don't think anyone really reads those forms anyway, since the docs usually ask the same questions as soon as you sit down. Even though you just spent an hour writing out that form?

SBG23 said...

Whenever I fill out a form at a medical office and there's a free text field for "Race", I always put... Triathlon.
It's fun to see if anyone:
1. notices
2. comments
3. Asks me my ironman finish time

Grumpy, M.D. said...

SBG23- that is good. I like that.

I once put my dog as a reference for a job in college. No one noticed (I clearly wrote that it was a dog) and I got the job.

ERP said...

Wait, is that what they were complaining of or what they WANTED?

ndenunz said...

So, was it giving or getting? Please be more specific.

Anonymous said...

No, he's a computer programmer - in one language an exclamation point is read as "bang". So he is following up from a head injury and his language skills are not quite right - makes perfect sense to me!

Anonymous said...

dr. grumpy, what kind of job was that? pet sitter?

Helen said...

Awesome. I hope you took care of it.

Anonymous said...

it could mean a lot,haha, yet compared to the usual posts it's not that crazy

Chris said...

I write that down whenever I go ANYWHERE, just on the off chance I could get lucky.

Hasn't worked yet, but you never know.

Anonymous said...

I think all of you people are sophomores in high school, which would make you sophomoric. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

You really do run a "full service" practice huh

Don said...

No wonder that your site was completely blocked by my client's "net nanny" yesterday.
It is weird, in that my client, a division of a large mega corp, lists your site as being certified for business use. Yet other sites, such as McMaster and CarrLane, are not certified for business purposes at this location.
So, according to the client, I am allowed to order a set screw that meets the reqts of Mil Spec MS-51963 from you. Do you have any of the -67s in stock? I need 5000 of them...LOL

BTW, my w. v. is "ungent". That's a good description of me when I can't read Dr. Grumpy in the morning!

 
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