Doctor Grumpy in the House: Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's

Monday, September 13, 2010

Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's

Mrs. Cuticle: "Harold! Stop chewing your fingernails! We're at the doctors!"

Mr. Cuticle: "Shut up! I'm hungry!"

7 comments:

lbparker said...: A marriage made in. . .never mind.; September 13, 2010 at 6:42 PM
Cthulhu Sashimi said...: "And if you keep refusing to breast-feed me in public, you really give me no choice."; September 13, 2010 at 7:54 PM
C said...: One word.

pinworms.

Enough said.; September 13, 2010 at 9:13 PM
Anonymous said...: I like him.; September 13, 2010 at 11:00 PM
vicki said...: you don't offer snacks in your waiting room? come on dr grumpy? with all the diet coke you allegedly consume ... offer some to the patients
on the serious side ... i usually make my appt during my lunch hour so i know how he feels; September 14, 2010 at 1:45 AM
The Mother said...: One of my kids used to say that when he picked his nose. Gross.; September 14, 2010 at 8:39 AM
ERP said...: Did he leave with a Nemenda Rx?; September 14, 2010 at 8:16 PM

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Afternoon patient at Dr. Grumpy's

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