Lightly sleeping with a live
Bedside hand grenade
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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15 comments:
While the doctor called Grumpy slept at his place
Came a call for him to pick up the pace
The ER was calling
Some guy was a-falling
You better get in to give give Alteplase.
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oh, that is beautiful.
I'm on call right now (not health care, but IT) and I love that image of a live bedside hand grenade.
love the call Haike and your "I Hate Call" poem.
you speak for most medical professions who HAVE to take call.
OMG !! Doc, u started writing haiku too :P Here's one of mine...
Sleepin with a grin
In afternoon pharmac class
On general anaesthetics
Perfect ~
A most excellent haiku!
ROFLMAO.
My hubby thinks my grednade should be flushed down the toilet!
Oops. I typed in "give" twice. Well, you get the idea.
Love it!
Now that was a big surprise!You are a man of many talents, for sure.
Awesome!
Melissa
i hate call.
OMG. I totally forgot about that. I used to be a rape crisis councilor (pre-baby-havin')- when a victim arrived at any hospital in the area, one of us got the page to show up and help her (I did have one male once, though) through her experience and refer her to services. We also brought them clothing, as law enforcement often took the clothes she came in wearing as evidence. Anyway, that pager sat right on my nightstand, right my head, like a little ticking bomb. Would I get a night's sleep, or would I be heading out to a hospital 20 miles away at 2am? To this day, I can't stand the sound of a pager.
Love it Dr. Grumpy!
here's my semiplagiaristic response:
antigravity
asleep oncall phone ringing
levitates me
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