Receptionist: "Dr. Phil's office. What can I do for you?"
Mr. Gloom: "I need to make an appointment."
Receptionist: "Okay... Is it to see the doctor? Or to have blood drawn?"
Mr. Gloom: "To draw blood. I need to have labs done before my autopsy."
Receptionist: (looking through the schedule) "Umm... You mean your biopsy?"
Mr. Gloom: "Yeah, whatever it's called."