Dr. Grumpy: "Are you a vegetarian?"
Miss Diet: "No, I couldn't do that. I'm allergic to dogs and cats."
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13 comments:
Huh?
veteranarian? maybe should visit the audiologist instead.
"And the only way to get rid of all that pet dander is to cut as many of the little suckers as I can into poochburgers and kitty nuggets and eat them. I set traps all around my yard. Best thing is that I can use the parts I don't eat for bait."
Well, THAT clarifies everything. Right?
I'm thinking she is random lady.
For example:
I don't eat sugar.
Oh, are you diabetic?
No, I get too hot if I wear fur.
Or
I don't drink milk.
Oh, are you lactose intolerant?
No, I don't look good in red.
See? Clear as mud!
Vegetarian, veterinarian, what's the difference? Sheesh, you'd think it meant something.
You know, if I didn't know that your patients had something wrong with their brains, I'd suspect that your patients might have something wrong with their brains.
The converse to that is this, which happened to my veterinarian friend:
Miss Steak: What do you do?
Dr. C: I'm a vet.
Miss Steak: Oh, really? What war?
Dr. C: No, I'm a veterinarian.
Miss Steak: Oh, so you don't eat meat?
Your commenters are really funny. Do you pay them by the words, or by the jokes?
Sounds like that Jack in the Box commercial!! Just to add to the confusion, as a veterinarian, people always assume I *must* be a vegetarian as well. I don't really understand that connection...and many people are literally shocked when I tell them that I heart meat...anyone??
Your patients are helping me live longer,for what it's worth.I love stupid people sayings,they crack me up!
I was born under the sign Veggitarius, right next to Leo with Virgo on the cusp and Saggitarius rising.
I think she should definitely go for some more tests
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