Mr. Cereal: "Nuts... Hey, do you know it's safe for me to eat Honey-Nut Cheerios?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Umm..."
Mr. Cereal: "I mean, I know it says 'nut' in the name, but I wasn't sure if they really have nuts in them, or if they just say that".
Dr. Grumpy: "Have you read the ingredient list on the side of the box?"
Mr. Cereal: "No, why?"
Obviously, I'm allergic to nuts, too, of a sort...