Since I'm not one to screw around with the financial health of my business, I called her back between patients.
Britney: "BigBuck Bank, this is Britney."
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy, returning your call."
Britney: "Oh! Thank you for calling me back so quickly. I was reviewing your account, and found you qualify for a BigBuck Bank corporate Visa card!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I already have a BigBuck Bank corporate Visa card."
Britney: 'You're right! Thank you for calling me back, and have a nice day!"