Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient Quote of the Day

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Patient Quote of the Day

"My last Doctor was from India. Or maybe it was Indiana. Anyway, it was one of those foreign places."

14 comments:

Carrie said...: Heh...you've obviously never been to Indiana.; August 20, 2009 at 5:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Indiana-crossroads of the nation (and the world...)? Enjoy the poster of smiling GI Joe.; August 20, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Funnyrunner said...: LOL! I don't know what's funnier- your patient's comment or the GI poster...; August 20, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Fiz said...: So I dare you to put that up on your office wall, Dr G!; August 20, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: Heaven knows, some days I wish I could.; August 20, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Where, oh, where can I get that poster? You are marvelous.; August 20, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Anonymous said...: hey I am from India...or Indiana?!
It's one of those foreign places with elephants trampling around.; August 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Peg said...: you are way too funny for words.; August 20, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Bella said...: ya know, I am never surprised at the people who think Brazil is on the continent of Asia?! and most don't even know who their own state governor is!

ha! too funny!; August 20, 2009 at 7:37 PM
CK Lunchbox said...: Indiana, that's the place I call when I need tech support for my computer.

India is that place where they can't keep goats in a pen, but have nuclear bombs.; August 20, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Jeni said...: Obviously spoken by someone not well versed in national, much less world geography, huh?; August 20, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Lipstick said...: I wonder if you can buy wallpaper made out of that poster...; August 20, 2009 at 9:50 PM
a corgi said...: LOL; perhaps it was really his medical transcriptionist that was from India.......

betty; August 21, 2009 at 1:18 AM
Phathead said...: You sure it wasn't Israel?; August 21, 2009 at 5:23 PM

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